maleviolent

loves to -atic your problems

  • xe/xir + it/its [NO THEY]

30+ ★ queer [&] neurodiverse
nonwhite ★ clinically disastrous ★ purveyor of too much media ★ govt assigned cagab is information you're not entitled to

account made 15/02/'24


PositronicWoman
@PositronicWoman

we know sapphic knight x princess ships, we love sapphic knight x princess ships, the dynamic is unimpeachable. HOWEVER.

to spice things up might i suggest, submitted for your approval: introducing a jester character. princess x jester. knight x jester. knight vs jester. princess/knight/jester love triangle. princess/knight/jester throuples.

if we wish to maintain sapphic knight x princess ships for longer than the forseeable future we must write responsibly and focus on innovation such that we may sustain the dynamic for years to come.


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bruno
@bruno

Folks, we don't need image uploading. Image posting is superfluous. We can render images using the most powerful graphics system in the known universe: the human mind.

I will start. I want you to picture a horse in your mind. It is a beautiful chestnut horse. Its coat is lustrous. Its mane is long and dark and well-groomed, but with just a hint of tousled danger. It is a tall and strong horse, the kind of horse that would, in another time, be ridden into battle by a tall and strong man in armor. But this horse is a placid grazer. The horse is chewing on grass. Chewing on grass and subtly moving closer to you with every passing moment. It is as if your vision (the sight in your mind's eye) is drawn inexorably towards the horse. Ever closer. You are seeing the horse's head. You are seeing the horse's snout. You are seeing the horse's nostril. The horse is terribly near, now. The horse is your entire world.

See? Easy. No need for image uploads.